It was in jest dude, sarcasm-o-meter. You're not going to get everything off without removing anodization/powdercoat and re-doing both. That said sometimes 0000# steel wool will remove thinly-painted logos on finished surfaces, like the "BULLETPROOF" logo on their crank arms. And even then the Thomson logo just isn't coming off.

did you put together your bike? If you did and you don't trust your mechanical skills I'd hate to be in your mind when you bomb hills.