As I was driving around the other day and observed numerous cyclists, I finally noticed what all of my non-cycling friends would say - we look like dorks in our spandex and duck shoes.

Why do nearly all other athletes look normal in their workout attire, but we look like something out of a bad '80's movie with neon colors and tight shorts? <snip>
you where driveing?
Becuasse nearly alll other athlete to have to
do they play golf? or bowl? whats there excuse?