Originally Posted by 32flavours

This morning I was rolling super-slow on the sidewalk at Yonge and Eglinton towards the intersection in order to get on the road... random dude walks towards me and effing ELBOWS me in the arm/chest super hard, causing me to emit a high-pitched scream of anguish as I fell under my bike and bashed my knee. By the time I'd recovered and stood up, intending on punching this fellow in the teeth, he'd already disappeared into the crowd.

Watch out for sidewalk sociopaths, people.