Originally Posted by
trmcgeehan
I told her I own 100 shares of Wal-mart, and was therefore an owner, and as an owner, I could do as I pleased.
Pretty sure that's not the case. Try walking out with $500 worth of merchandise and see what happens. You: Well you see, your honor, I
DO own the company, therefore I was only stealing from myself.
Judge: First, you don't own the company and second, you stole from about 200,000 other investors and you're going to prison. Also, you can't have your bike in my courtroom, please lock it up on the rack outside next time.