Great line!

+1
That's HILLARIOUS.
I used to ride around my wally world all the time with my buddies at insane hours of the night...but we would do it on office chairs we got from their furniture dept. They didn't care for this much. My new goal is to see if I can ride in, walk a couple isles with my bike, get something, go through the self checkout thing and ride out. Wonder if it'd be possible. That'd be a real laugh for sure.