Alternate ending:
...I've had it.
I’m going home now. I’m going to pull on my baggy pants, my big shoes and my red nose.. I’m going to pull my unicycle out of the closet. Then I’m going back to the park to find that soccer mom.
She’s meat.
And so’s her five-year-old.
And her little dog, too!
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Religion is a good thing for good people and a bad thing for bad people. --H. Richard Niebuhr