3rd car dove into the parallel parking spaces on the side to get around the line of stopped cars.....

I don't know about VA, but here in WA the list of charges would read:

Passing on the right.
Passing in the shoulder/parking/non-drivinglane
Aggressive driving <-- Yep, it's a ticketable offense here now.
Not yielding ROW in a crosswalk

There's probably more. So, how posh will the replacement for the JTS be? (kidding)

Glad that you're not badly damaged (that you're aware of) from this. Be mindful that you don't settle and close the claim too early, though. Vehicular injuries can show up a couple weeks to a couple months down the road. The initial soreness can mask an underlying problem that isn't evident until everything else heals up.
Make sure you get a follow up or two done to make sure everything is really OK.

(Not trying to play the fearmonger or milk the insurance company. I've been in my fair share of car/bike throwdowns and I know that injuries can show up weeks after the incedent.)