OK, I wont bore u with another "dump the gf joke."

I would personally hang it on the ceiling indoors (big padded hook, hardware store), tell gf how cool it looked on "Seinfeld."

Otherwise outdoors, I'd use a SEALED bag so no chance of any moisture seepage. If they make a BIG freezer (thick plastic) double-zipper Ziplock bag, that'd be perfect. If yer absolutely sure all no bare metal anywhere (who has time) then the cover u show *should* be OK.