Do you guys know how if you have a slice of bread, you can make it really skinny by smooshing it with your thumbs and fingers? You know, make it flat. When I was little, I thought it tasted better that way. Sometimes I rolled it into little balls. ANYWAY, DO NOT TOAST IT. IT WILL CATCH ON FIRE, even on toaster setting 3!!! Luckily, I'm used to running for the smoke detector to disconnect the battery anyway, so neighbors were not woken up, however, can't get rid of the stench!!!

Pls advise