Well, I guess I'll have to cross "smushing a slice of bread very thin and toasting it to see if it will burn" off of my list of things to do. I've already done the "boil hotdogs and forget about them until the water boils dry and the hotdogs catch fire and smoke up the whole house when I was 10", "light a paper airplane on fire, pretending it just got shot by the Red Baron and let it fly through the living room and burn a hole in the carpet" and " pretend I'm Bo or Luke Duke and put my key in the ignition of the General Lee (which in fact was the electrical socket of those poles in the parking lots that you plug your block heater into during the winter) and get the shock of my life".