Are you asking if any of us are clydesdales?

I'm one. I'm 6'5 and about 240. I hammer my pedals and don't understand the meaning of the word 'spin.' I ride a svelte triple-butted road frame (fixed) from 1984, and an overbuilt Redline Monocog from 2004.

But then again, maybe this was all rhetorical sarcasm...