I memorize their plates and then when I get to where I am going I write a letter to Santa telling him that they are very naughty.
Actually the Easter Bunny is more of a heartless avenger. I've never been in bad situation yet, so I have no idea what I'd do. But, I have to remember though I do have a shorter temper when I'm in the "exertion zone" (I once challenged a bunch of Rolling Tide frat boys to "bring it on" after they heckled me during a run - nothing happened), I have to remember I'm 5'4" and a mere 125 lbs........ Maybe that's why they never target me when I'm on a bike, I look like a kid.