I have a good, non-bike, valet story. I live in Pasadena a few blocks from where J-Lo opened her restaraunt. For the grand opening, all of the Hollywood stars were coming so my wife and I walked down to have a look. The valets put on quite a show. One stalled a Lamborghini six times. You could smell the clutch burning by the time he got it to move. Kobi pulled up in his Ferrari. The valet got in. The reverse lights came on. He shot backwards four or five feet and stalled it. He was trying to go forward. The the reverse lights came on again, then off, on, off, on, off, on, off. Then he reved it up to about 5000 rpms and let the clutch out over the next 20 seconds. Ahhh, that smell again. Kobi had turned around and was heading back by this time. (The guy has to work for a whole hour to buy a car like that.) Another Ferrari came in and the guy ground the gears twice. Then I think he discovered what that pedal on the left did. Jay Leno (a car guy) took one look at these clowns and parked his own car. This went on for about an hour. What a show.