True Stupid Stories:
I watched my roommate (drunk on Bacardi 151) make the decision to pick up the inner cardboard tube of what was a roll of carpeting (must be at least 20 feet long), stick it under his arm mounted on the handlebars and attempt to ride in a fashion he could comically "joust" a group of us standing over by a dumpster at the bottom of a hill. [Hanging out at the dumpster: classy!] Anyway, he lost control when he got close to us and realized this wasn't a good idea - unable to brake, his next decision is to let the 17 feet of overhanging carpet tube fall to the ground in front of him and attempt to hold on to his end in order to brake. His joust turned into more of a pole vaulting.