I've made dishonest darlings of those who followed me home. They do what I want, for the most part, and don't complain. I give them a little paint and powder when it matters. There are a couple of uppity ones who think they're better than the rest, but a good ride solves that problem. A little new bling, and they're Oh, so grateful.

My only problem now, is the older babes keep showing up at my door for a makeover. I do what I can, but I'm not the Miracle Worker.

Also, a young thing, incomplete, has entered the area. Her Ti lines and low mass has got me looking.
I feel kind of awkward about it. I mean, she likes carbon accessories. Still, she may be a pretty fast girl, even faster than the older pretties. They haven't complained, yet. A couple just may have to leave, if I want to court the youngster.

Sometimes, it gets really dirty in that garage...



PS. And people keep trying to get me to take their ugly sister.