Originally Posted by AdrianFly

Roadies whom tear up the streets at full speed in full kit are generally irresponsible, immature and known for running from their problems off the bike. Most of them are the "Twenty somthings" still living off parents money-out of the house or living in parents basement. Ya can't get the leet gear like Carbon Fiber water bottle holder and handle bar plugs when paying child support d00d. Kidz will just slo U down.

Roadies whom tear up the streets, passing you on hills, etc. and are 30 years old and beyond usually suffer from erectile disfunction and are sexually insecure. They spend every morning staring into the mirror with horror while poking at their hairlines wondering how much more of it will "fall out". They "Race" past the highschools humming Mammas and the Pappas in hopes to impress the 18 year old girls whom may be curious and into those "Older Dudes".


The guys wobbling along at 5 mph or strolling about at 12 are the worlds top inventors, innovators, mimes and street musicians. When your Mortage has been since paid off, retirement portofolio so jam packed it's ready to explode, gas prices at $15 and you can laugh at the reality like it's a joke, why ride your bike like your actually trying to compete with others who simply ride to "make their bikes go fast?"

Let them pass you on the flats and let em smoke ya on the hills. That's all they have and let it be known at each and every opportunity.