I treat bikes the same way I treat pets... once you name them, they are certain to die. My snake was named "snake", the fish was "fish". My wife and I have two rabbits, but she wouldn't let me name them "Rabbit 1" and "Rabbit 2". They are now Ralf and George, and they haven't died yet. My bike is "bike" and it has survived a couple of wrecks so far. As soon as I give it a name, the frame will crumple.