Oh just give up. You're all fat fat fatties.

5 lbs makes a difference in your climbing. 10 lbs a major difference. Figure it out you idiots. Skinny guys get to the top of the hill first. Good grief what a frggin Duh that one is.

I can't take some of these threads. You know what, never mind, just stuff your face wtih pizzas, gain 15 lbs, and see if it helps your climbing. Then for the next topic we can try a 'will weight lifting help me lift heavier stuff?' thread, or 'Why can't I piss up a rope?' or 'Does Infinity ever end?'.