Life not all fun and game for Olga. Soviet food was bad! Here is picture of athlete canteen. I complained much about accommodations, but comrades laugh and call me dirty Chechen peasant!
This upset Olga, and so I escape from glorious Iron Curtain with sub par eateries and come to capitalist pig dog America, land of the bourgeoisie factory tycoon. I discover much better canteen here:
This satisfied Olga.
Also, I get sex change. Doctor too expensive, so I buy mans clothes in Lands End catalog and buy ***** at local sex toy emporium Toys R Us. Here is picture of hansom new improved Gustaf Grundelhaus.
