Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 3,391
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From: duluth
Bikes: '07 Pista, '09 Fantom Cross Uno, '8? Miyata, '67 Stingray, '0? Zoo mod trials, Tallbike, Chopper, '73 Schwinn Collegiate, '67 Triumph Chopper, '69 CB350, '58 BSA Spitfire, '73 CB450
Loose the bar plugs,
remove grips go with 12" chopped aero carbon flatbar.
remove fork stem cap,
remove valve caps.
drill speed holes in the frame, seatpost, bars, cranks, chainring, hubs,
replace spokes with kevlar string,
remove seat and replace with carbon fiber and ti.
remove pedal cages and ride on the spindles,
ride naked,
shave everything.
Sunburn + peel = lost weight.
Plus...
Make sure you go to the bathroom before you ride.