In my case I am and actual Fred.
And if there are any others or for your general amusement...
http://www.fredsociety.com/
With the depreciation on a car I'd make a better use of my money too. I took my little cheapie in to the shop the other day and watched this woman's mouth drop to the floor when the guy told her the break job on her BMW was going to be $1500...priceless.