As Whipper-In (unelected) I refer Non-Attendees to the Scale of Penalties detailed in para 14, page 216 of the Society Handbook; if you're unable to attend kindly PM me with your Bank details.
Based on this clause, I'd like to charge Snafu with a breach for non-attendance of the very first inaugral meeting of the HPFS. Please transfer the £1000 fine for this to my account asap and provide all your personal details.
Yours truly,
Dr. Frank Kufo
Honorary Treasurer of HPFS