It's August, almost time for cyclocross to start up again. That got me thinking ...

CAVERNMECH EATS BABIES
SOMNAMBULANT IS A FILTHY, FILTHY *******
SHAPELIKE IS ON THE VERGE OF A ****ING HEART ATTACK

Be there, be there, be there for your local cyclocross series. Support the riders and/or get out and race yourself. Also, provincials are in DOWNTOWN TORONTO this year at Riverdale Park. If you're not all there you suck ass, poorly.