Originally Posted by
FightingPanther
if you tempt the wolf with chicken eventually you will be bitten
+1. better be sure who you pick on.
maybe my anecdote belongs in the 'annoying hipster' thread...but here 'tis.
recently i was the serious lycra-clad roadie in the story. loafing home at 18ish in the local bike lane after a hilly 60 miler, jonny hipster (skinny jeans, risers, platforms...the whole bit) blows by me and looks back. i can't let that go, so i jump on his wheel. he looks back again, and immediately plugs a nostril and lets go with a shower of mucus. not cool *at all*. i pull alongside, chuck a bottle at his spokes (it bounced, damn), and flat smoke him easily. what a ******.