OK I'll bite, this is my list for 3 season touring everywhere except places like Tibet. For winter touring I'd add a down jacket and maybe go to a double walled tent and a mummy sleeping bag

CAMPING
Tent, Contrail, with Tyvek groundsheet
Summer down Sleeping Bag
Big Agness insulated Sleeping Pad
Trangia alcohol stove, pot, cup, windscreen, scrubber, lid/frypan, handle
16 oz Denatured Alcohol
Ti Spork
BIC Lighter
50' Cord

CLOTHES CARRIED
Touring Shorts
Convertible Long Pants
Wool Long Underwear
Padded cycling Underwear
Wool Short Sleeve T-Shirt
Long Sleeve "Adventure" Shirt
Microporous rain jacket
2 x Socks
Flip Flops
Gloves
Marmot Driclime Windshirt
Beanie hat

TOILETRIES
Razors
Lip balm
Sunscreen
Microfiber Towel
Shampoo
Toothpaste and Brush
DEET
Dental Floss
Toilet Paper

BIKE STUFF
Bike Cable Lock
Multitool
Leatherman, Juice
2 x Kevlar Spokes
Chain Lube
2 x inner tubes
Pump
2 x Patch Kits
Tire boots
2x Powerlink
Brake cable
Gear cable
Brake Pads
Misc Nuts and Bolts
4x AA batteries
Plastic Bags
Duct tape
Superglue
zip ties

MISC
Wallet
Map
folding umbrella
notebook and pen
First Aid Kit
Sewing kit
small FM radio
Cell phone/camera and charger
(eeePC and/or iphone since picture taken)

CLOTHERS WORN, NOT INCLUDED IN WEIGHT
Padded Underpants
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Cycling Knickers
Socks
Cycling Shoes
Helmet or cap
Bandana

BAGS
Carradice saddlebag, handle bar bag and 2x silnylon compression sacks

2xLitres water, honey, dehydrated soup, couscous, jerky, stock cubes, energy bars