Haha...I even wrote a nice blog piece on what are evidently a very large population of suicidal squirrels around my area. They're the only ones that I've come across that will run in front of you instead of away from you. The bunnies I see every morning find the shortest path off the pavement and into the brush...but not squirrels!

I'm sure I've ruined the day of more than a few by clipping them as they scamper away.