...or like yogi bear with some skinny-assed girls legs. I can't believe I took this forum's advice.

Anyways enough complaining how about some solutions. I was thinking about tanning some defenition into my legs- creatively applying sunscreen to make it look as though i have muscles even though I don't.

This is a stopgap solution until my hair grows back so if anyone has any experience with this I have some questions:

1. what SPF should I be using?
2. I live in FL but should I visit a tanning bed for faster results?
3. what is the best pattern to use?
3a. should I put sunscreen on the parts that I want to look muscular or should I trace the outlines of muscles with sunscreen?
4. how fast does leg hair grow?

Thanks!