Im really not sure if this is a joke or not.

If it is, its not really funny.

If it isnt, im kinda worried that there are people that think like this in the world. Today its tanning definition into your legs, tomorrow its killing your family with a hammer while wearing a childs head as a hat.

Seriously, stop being so vain, hair grows back. Either keep shaving and ride more or stop shaving and attach the helmet mirror and reflectors, dont fanny around with sunbeds.