Yeah, thanks again for all the assistance. I think I'm going to pay the fine and do the class - first ticket in like 15 years anyway. Not the biggest deal.
After he handed me the ticket, which he didn't call a ticket, he just said, "This is for you, and I've confiscated your license..." I actually laughed and said, "Wow - you're really taking my license? Officer, would a warning be more appropriate in this situation?"
I figured it was worth a shot. When he said, "No," I laughed again. It really was pretty funny.