Thanks for your support everyone. The doc said I need to go see a specialist for more tests, ultra sound etc. I'm hoping that it's a sebaceous cyst like caloso and ontheroadidhad.

My wife knows I talked to the girl in the picture. I'd shown her that picture when I first saw it. I showed her this thread and she laughed, "You are allowed to talkto other women, just not have sex with them".
I really want to get a European style bike for commuting and this was my only chance to find out where in Winnipeg I could get one. It turns out it's from this place with a terrible website, I guess I'll have to walk over there at lunch and take a look. ( http://www.naturalcycle.ca/cycleworks.html )

Thanks again for your support, I'll post updates here as I go through the medical process. It'll no doubt be much slower than if I were in the states.