Originally Posted by octopus magic

I couldn't possibly agree with you more.

If I ever have a nuclear weapon, Portland is going to be wiped off the face of the earth and you will be picking radioactive clunker 10 speed conversions out of the glowing ground.

I bet more than half of those broads do burlesque too, which is another one of those stupid as hell "alternative girl" activities. Burlesque, roller derby, and all that "ironic old school" girl power crap needs to get the hell out.