Just the other day, I asked my wife "Honey, if something happened to me do you think that you would find another fella someday?"
She said, "Honey, I don't know. I might."
I said, "Well, if you do, are you going to let him ride my bike?"
She said, "No! It's too short for him."
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"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"