Oh my G-d. This is the funniest thread I've ever seen on BF. I'm sorry Zorkon if nobody is taking your thread seriously, but this was such a great laugh. I needed it.
The only thing that I can add to this is my own personal philosophy.
Vegetables aren't food. They are what food eats.
Edit to add:
I admire those who can keep healthy enough to ride on a lifestyle that precludes some major sources of protein and calories. That takes a lot of dedication.
Last edited by rugerben; 08-26-08 at 04:39 PM.