This thread just made my day...absolutely hilarious.
Pepper Grinder...that looks better than the venison burger I just finished.
"Apparently my crazy friend hasn't heard of the food chain."
As I used to say to my militant vegan coworker, "If I'm not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?"
(In all seriousness, I do respect vegans who don't try and make me feel like the scum of the earth for being an omnivore.)