i own too many. how do i tell? 'cause there isn't enough room in the garage.

what is mine:
Mountain Bike (i use it)
Road Bike (i use it)
Beater Bike (i use it when working on the trails, have sold it, they pick up saturday)

what is the family's:
Hybrid bike (sister + dad use it)
Mixte Road bike (mom's bike)

total of five bikes = too many for my house. my dad gives me **** for having so many bikes...