I crown myself the "Leader of Dumbass's"

I have a skill of not picking up on hints from girls... Anyways, went on what i though was old friends catching up, turned out to be more of a date (which i only realized on my ride home).

Instead of a story, i have decided to write the pros and cons of tonight.

Pro's:

Got to catch up with a good looking girl.

Con's:

Wore normal clothes rather then cleaning up a bit.
Rode in the rain without the riding jacket (which was apparently in my bag).
Didn't bring enough money for her ticket or food.
Missed all the, now blatant, moves that she made.
(heres a good one) Thought her putting her arm on mine on the armrest meant she wanted me to move my arm.
Missed the "Goodnight" kiss, thinking it was a hug.

and a bike related one.

Ran a stop sign behind a cop, then turned off the lights and raced through the neighborhood running away... although when it passed me a couple minutes later (i stopped at a stop sign and it rolled past) i saw it was only a parking cop.


*sits down in the corner facing the wall*