Mojo Slim

I used to pick up every bungee and truck tie down. My Son-in-law always gave me a hard time about it. When we moved, I liquidated my collection (keeping a few, of course) at a garage sale. I had 7 bundles of miscellaneous bungees/tie downs, each sold for a dollar. People were very happy about getting the deal. Just last week, he needed some bungees. "Come to Mojo's Roadkill Bungee Emporium", I said. He got some good ones.

I have also found 8 - 10 music CDs, most of which still played. Most of which were home made compilations of very bad Rap music, probably thrown out the window by some aggravated parent.

But my friend wins the game. He found a dead body.