Originally Posted by zensuit
That's fine, but after you EAT half the rock at the first sag, how do you finish the ride?
Allow me, for I consider myself to be an expert in this area: it's in the way you eat the rock. You can't just go wolfing it down like a starved animal, you have to chew thoroughly (in fact munch) so that you end up with modelling clay which you use fashion a light-weight speedster out of. Then you chew up the other half and build set of road spikes for everyone following you. Simple eh?