Fenders? Fenders!?! That's like putting a tow hitch on the Audi R8.

Come on lads you KNOW that the only foul weather this bike will EVER see is by complete accident and due to massive misinterpretation of satellite radar imagery and the usual weatherman buffoonery. This is not meant as a dis of folks' fair weather bikes but this is indeed Shamil's "Little Red Sports Car". If I had a bike as sexy I'd never take it out in inclement weather, I'd sit at home and wax it with a cloth diaper cooing, 'It's ok, the bad mean rain won't get you don't you worry. I won't let any mud get on you baby.' His IRO will plow the fields and the Gardin will cruise to town.