Originally Posted by GeezerGeek

Worst – ... The arm was paralyzed for a couple of days and very weak for a couple of months.

Funniest – A goose attacked me ... going for my neck.
Most remarkable – It took less than 5 seconds for him to drive me into the curb. I went flying over my handlebars, did a flip in the air, landed on my feet and broke into a run without falling