Another question that could really have gotten me agitated if I wasn't so understanding.

Strange Lady with an accent that reminded me of my Asian Sensies Wife walked up while I'm locking up my bike
Lady: "How long it take to ride one hour or one and a half?"
Me: "Closer to one and a half in the morning"
Lady: "Too long" at this point she opens the door
Me: "..."
Me after she closes the door in my head : "Only if you don't want to be riding"