leave a bar on a thursday night WRECKED. look to my right 3 blocks away on the way to another bar... 15 concrete steps down is a kid jus passed out by himself.. no hope of gettin up.

i do the right thing and try to help him stand... hes 215+lbs.
- i ask a crackhead to help me and get him in a cab or ambulance.........hes too fat.

crackhead tries to swing a one-on............... i flag the cops, and almost get arrested for this ****!!

unbelievable! i had a back pack on with accounting textbooks and im tryin to explain to them that i dont the guy im just tryin to be a good samaratin.......... meanwhile in the background the crackhead was literally crackin his rocks and grillin me like the **** cracker you promised me three dollars and that was all..... i almost got thrown in bookings but they didnt even peep his ****.

in the words of the strokes:

NEW YORK CITY COPS
NEW YORK CITY COPS
THEY AINT TO SMART