Rules…. What are rules? ……. You mean these rules?

Don’t wipe your ass with the poison ivy.
If you dab on trials-rock you will be ridiculed in front of your girlfriend.
Don’t run down a Semperviren with your bike.
Don’t reveal the location of the hidden trail heads.
Don’t ride on wet clay.
Don’t run out of water and expect anyone to give you some.
Don’t turn your light on during a night ride unless the leader turns his/hers on.
Don’t get caught. If you do get caught never reveal the names of the others in the group, or that you or anyone was ever on that trail.