I lost my favourite spoke card recently (sniff) went too fast.

Hey if anyone has one of that race, Best Little *****house Alleycat, gimme gimme?

bah, no one woud give those away

Yo Yeti, if you ever read this, make me another! Those were classic! Yeti made the flyers and cards and I made the race. Checkpoints were known *****houses and you had to visit each and find the landmark that would let you answer the question on the manifest correctly. The second to last checkpoint was a sex shop and you had to go inside and ask the counter lady for good time and buy one of those novelty...body parts that start as a capsule and expands in a glass of water. Then she would give you the address of the last *****house and you raced there, answered the manifest question then hightailed it to the bar that was the finish line. But don't worry, you didn't actually have to "visit" any of the establishments! Just get to the addy and find the answers. Not very PC but all the other themes had been done that year, drinking, gambling etc so we hadda come up with an original one