Good news: Good to see you back.

Bad news: Sorry about the wife. She was a good SAG driver.

After 16 years, my ex left me for someone half my age back in '96. Best thing that every happened to me. The no good, two-timing, gold-digger was dropped like a hot potato when his new boyfriend found out I was the gravy train. Hehehe... Since then, he's gone from fat to enormous, had two heart attacks and has Type II diabetes. Last I saw a couple of years ago, he hobbled around with a cane, huffing and puffing.