lol!!!

I've fallen twice. First time I hit a large rock and the chain came off the crank. Slowed down, forgot I had clipless pedals, couldn't unclip fast enough and tipped over. A nice guy asked me if I was ok...I was so embarrassed I ignored him clipped back in and hauled ass.

Second time was I was pulled over in a rural area with virtually zero traffic, foot on the curb, other foot still clipped in. I went to reach into my back pocket and my weight shifted to the other foot, couldn't unclip in time.

Both times I grabbed the handlebars and kept it above my body. Zero scratches except for the pedals and on me. Both times my nuts got a beating from my saddle.