"So I spoke to God, and he reminded me that I can do whatever I want as long as it's through the hole in the sheet. I could celebrate Christmas through this hole!"

Am I the only one that remembers Upright Citizen's Brigade?

Anyhoo, seems like removing bike lanes is a bad way to try and get rid of cyclists. I imagine the standard reaction to be, "Oh hey, is the white divider line gone? Huh, drag."