Originally Posted by billh
One rainy morning I'm first in line at the green arrow. I hear some yelling behind me, some guy telling me to get the F out of the way. I sit there. I'm sort of monitoring the situation, then the guy pops out of the van, big old hairy long-haired wild looking dude, with a screwdriver in each hand, coming toward me! I drop my bike and run to the sidewalk. We exchange verbal tirades. The screwdriver man gets back in his van. I come up to the driver in front of him and ask if he will be my witness and he responds, "Will you shut up, I have nuns in the back" . . . huh? . . . Screwdriver man then pulls around and throws a 2 liter bottle out of his window and spits, more profanity. I retreat further to the sidewalk to dodge the bottle. Then someone pulls up to my bob trailer and steals my dufflebag!
ROTF,L!!!
I'm sorry, that has me rolling! "I have nuns in the back"!