Okay, okay, I've solved all our problems and have helped to narrowly avert an international incident. See, when you click on the little US flag, you get the "free shipping to the US" message. Click on that little maple leaf and it says "free shipping to the Enlightened Citizenry of Canada, eh."

The Canadien version also says, "All orders must be paid for in freshly bloodied baby seal pelts.

Glad to help.