I'm on my way home on the MUP. I've just started picking up speed after negotiating a tight spot. There's a 15 YO girl coming towards me down the trail, and as I get close, she looks me right in the eye and says in a friendly voice, "Hello!"

I'm somewhat surprised at this behavior - I'm 47 and not THAT good-looking. As I start to compose my features into a smile and prepare a friendly rejoinder, I'm still feeling something wrong about this.

Then I notice that although her eyes are looking directly into mine, they're not focused.

Then I see the Bluetooth

Boy, THAT was close.

I hate those damn things...